Monday, September 24, 2012

Lolita can kiss my ass

So I'm two days away from being in Japan and I'm planning out my outfits....and well...

I'm American right...and half Persian...and it's all about looking sexy being American...and looking modestly sexy because I'm Persian...sooo...I would say that my taste is pretty much the same as...well...Angelia Jolie...though I'm not anywhere as close as beautiful as her...but I love her taste, it's a little dark, very classic, very sexy, but not too sexy...but in no shape or way can you call that style cute. 

So anyhow, I'm packing and Akira's well..lecture on cuteness...sinks in...and well...I can't dress cute.  I can't.  I love to look sexy and to look classy...and as vain as this sounds...I like to look poshe and stuck up even though I'm shy and friendly...looking that way makes me feel a bit empowered...

You men won't understand that, but you girls get it, when you look a certain way outside, it helps boost up something inside you to reflect your look. 

Anyhow... I saw this picture and it instantly reminded me that not only can I dress however I want...but that I won't be considered sexy at all because I'm not cute.

Or in high school....*rolls eyes*

 
I also cannot pull off that fake innocent shit either.  Lucky for me, I'll be pretty naive over there, so I'm sure that will seem innocent when I'm just actually a moron.

3 comments:

  1. Oh gosh...you may be in for a shock. "Don't sell yourself short. Know your boundaries." Those two bits of advice are going through my head right now. I will be interested in learning what you have to say in a few years' time.

    Good luck.

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  2. Planning outfits for inlaws who you don't know would be difficult without cuteness and all.

    I love the last sentence. ^^

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  3. LOOOL! Yeah it's true though... I'm sure I'll be shocked...I'm dreading the amount of porn and stuff like that because I'm such a huge actitivist against it, but the rest I'm sure I'll enjoy. The only one I'm worried about is his mom, but even his mom is coming around really well after looking through my facebook. Today his dad sent a picture of my name to us, which was pretty cute. I'm sure I'll love his dad, he seems to behave as dorky as Akira and I love dorky people <3

    I'm hoping in a few years time I won't be still cursing the lives of Japanese Salarymen...but who knows...looool, I'll be in my 30s by then so I'm sure I'll have moved on to cursing the price of botox or something equally as vain....looool.

    Thank you for your advice!!!! <3 I'm extremely nervous and I need all the advice I can get! :-(

    And you're right about dressing for inlaws I went to a Japanese nail salon here and told them I was meeting my inlaws and the girl made my nails so pink and so glittery that I feel like if I touch someone and they think a happy thought, they'll start flying because my nails sparkle like tinkerbell....loooool. Oi.

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