So we are married

And wouldn't luck have it that he snuck off to a strip club that my brother took him too but also where one of my friends work. So I happy we r married but I'm pissed as hell he went to a strip club after everything. I told him this morning I'd make it even. And I will. He gets a naked girl on his lap then I get a naked man on mine. It's all in fun right? *rolls eyes*